A BACK GARDEN - A family has successfully cut one person’s birthday cake between 10 relatives upon discovering all ten have birthdays within the same 30-day period. The Hussain family’s son briefly enjoyed sole ownership of his birthday cake before five cousins, three uncles and one aunty invoked
SURREY - A British Pakistani mum has confirmed that one particularly high-quality plastic bag is being kept safely inside a slightly less prestigious plastic bag until an occasion worthy of its use presents itself. The bag, believed to have originated from a “nice shop” several years ago, has so far
MUMBAI - Sending shockwaves of nostalgia and biological confusion through the hearts of adoring fans, Dharma Productions officially announced that the iconic on-screen duo of Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol will reunite for the upcoming mega blockbuster: Student of the Decade According to insiders, the firm represents a bold and
LOCAL BANQUET HALL — A local community was suddenly plunged into unprecedented theological and social crisis yesterday when an engaged couple committed the ultimate cultural taboo: existing in the same physical airspace forty-eight hours before their Nikah. The incident occurred at a pre-wedding dholki, where groom-to-be Farhan
MUMBAI - Meltdown or awakening? According to highly fabricated sources. sales of the melanin suppressing creams have plummeted by a staggering 82%. The culprit? Western media’s sudden and devestating insistence on displaying South Asians any darker than Pantone 1Y04 SP, the usual legal limit for a Bollywood heroine. The Catalyst?